in the nooz: madonna, crabs, and legal weed (not necessarily in that order)

27 03 2009

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I like to keep my tots informed, so here’s a collection of headlines that are especially important and relevant to your life:

1.  Your crabs are NOT as happy as you think they are…

2.  Hungry? Why not cook some toilet sausage?

3. Take that Angelina! Madonna is adding to her child army!

4.  Dude, Obama just totally killed my buzz…


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