harry’s hair makes me mad

16 07 2009

This…THIS…is just so unfortunate. Observe:


And you say, “Yeah, it’s the poster for the new fantazamalistic Harry Potter flick.  So?”

“But look at the HAIR!” I screech, throwing my mimosa into the face of a scantily-clad cabana boy.

Because the Potter hair, my poolside loving tots, is more tragic than the death of Albus Dumbledore.  Seriously.  It looks like my Dad’s haircut circa 1983.  With every movie, it seems to get worse!

Listen up Warner Brothers, *sits up in her lounge chair and removes her sunglasses for emphasis*  I’m gonna let you in on a little secret:  sexy, careless hair sells.  Um, helllllooooo…

Robert-Pattinson-as-Cedric-Diggory Meh.

robert-pattinson Mwah 😉

Harry was actually IN a forest with a unicorn!  Why can’t he HAVE a unicorn forest?  On his head.




One response

20 07 2009
Malice in Wonderland

Okay…I agree with the hair statement, they note his unruley hair all through the books…should be easy enough to let it get a little shaggy. Ofcouse they also gush about Harry’s beautiful green eyes…and Daniel Radcliff’s eyes are a gray/blue color and were never changed not in one movie….

*sigh* As for Mr Pattison…he looked better (in those pictures) as Cedric. Honestly…that bottom picture of him he looks lazy-eyed and or drunk. Also, whats the deal with his lips? Is he sucking the top one in? Is there some botox in the bottom one? Nearly reminds me of your Cher impression circa 1992…Have some equal…

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