dakota fanning gives me night terrors: new moon volturi pics!

28 08 2009

Check it out, Twitards!  (Don’t hate, I count myself amongst ya.)

Dakota Fanning is freaking rocking.my.socks as Jane!  I mean, she’s always been creepy (I still have terrifying “Creasy Bear” nightmares)—but day-um homegirl has taken it to a whole new level!

It’s the eyes, I think.  No one’s home.  And the Mary Janes, which has always been the preferred footwear of criminally insane children.   If she hadn’t become an actress, she would have made a great serial killer.

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Red eyes! Red gloves!  Oh my!

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the horror!

14 08 2009

The new Twilight Barbie Dolls are easily the most terrifying things I’ve seen in a long-ass time.  They make my tots pucker and shrivel.

Thoughts?

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marketing fail

13 08 2009

My eyes are gushing, and I can’t stop LOLing! Ahh…Disney, I heart you in so many ways!

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king of pop haunts neverland?

17 07 2009

As if Neverland Ranch wasn’t creepy enough, check out this video:





creed boasts comeback…in other news, cricket chirping is suddenly on the increase…

6 05 2009

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I don’t like Creed. I especially don’t like the fact that they’re kicking of their yawn-tacular tour in my hometown of Pittsburgh. It makes my tots shrivel just thinking about Scott Stapp and his fugness. Dude’s about as relevant as my arse.

What I do like, however, is the excellent article Spin did about Creed rearing it’s ugly head. Check it OUT!





inneresting fact: feel a little bloated? maybe you’re carrying your own twin!

14 04 2009

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India resident Sanju Bhagat always had bit larger stomach, but he got extremely worried when it suddenly started growing bigger and bigger. Thirty year old Sanju Bhagat was rushed to hospital and his stomach condition was diagnosed as an stomach tumor. To a doctor’s surprise it was something extremely different and very unusual. From the birth Sanju had his twin brother living inside of him like a parasite. This phenomenon is extremely rare since parasite twin brother has to survive by leaching on its brother’s blood supply. This bizarre medical conditions is called fetus in fetu and it occurs when a fetus gets trapped inside of its twin. Doctor Mehta who was operating Sanju Bhagat said: “First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair.”

Oh man…that’s just so gross.

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guess what you got in your easter basket…

13 04 2009

Some chocolate flavored tots and (du du DUM)…..a polar bear attack!

The Daily Mail reports that: She was bitten by one of the four older polar bears in the enclosure and not by the famous Knut, who took Germany by storm as a cub after he was hand-raised by a keeper.
It is not known why the woman pulled the dangerous stunt but she initially appeared to be elated as she swam towards a bear in the enclosure.

Oh, those crazy Germans! 

Enjoy, kids. And Happy Easter!