in the nooz: madonna, crabs, and legal weed (not necessarily in that order)

27 03 2009

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I like to keep my tots informed, so here’s a collection of headlines that are especially important and relevant to your life:

1.  Your crabs are NOT as happy as you think they are…

2.  Hungry? Why not cook some toilet sausage?

3. Take that Angelina! Madonna is adding to her child army!

4.  Dude, Obama just totally killed my buzz…


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oscars wrap-up…slightly late.

24 02 2009

I know, I know, it’s Tuesday.  Everyone’s pretty much done talking about the AA’s, except for that fateful moment when the camera panned to Angelina Jolie during Jennifer Aniston’s monologue.  I think the entire viewing audience said, “Oh snap!”  I know I did.

Any hizzle, if you didn’t catch the big show on Sunday, here’s clips of the only things that really mattered:

Hugh Jackman was brilliant!  And he got bonus points for including the illustrious Anne Hathaway. Check out his opening:

A collection of shots of The Delicious on the red carpet (set to music, no less!):

The Delicious presenting “Romance 2008”

Ben Stiller spoofs Joaquin Phoenix:

During the closing credits, the AA’s showed clips of upcoming movies. No sound, but just watching them was fun:

Then Mickey Rourke’s face slid off his skull and ended up in Meryl Streep’s lap. And the kid from Slumdog Millionaire got drunk and tried to touch Marisa Tomei’s boobies.

The end.