run-on sentence of the day: jon gosselin

31 08 2009

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Jon Gosselin, the un-sexiest man of the moment, was up to his same beat douchebaggery this weekend when he “hosted” a pool party in conjunction with Wet Republic at the MGM Grand, Vegas,  in his desperate and sad attempt to procure a spot on the  Z-list (above Joe Francis but lower than any Lohan, including his bestie Michael) and perhaps get his picture taken next to girls in bikinis who have no idea who he is other than that creepy guy with the hair plugs that has a small child army and wants to be Ed Hardy when he grows up.

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