Woody Harrelson is my new hero–and not just because he rocks the name “Woody” and looks great in a dress! Dude actually used the ever-so-classic “zombie defense” after scrappin’ it up with a TMZ pappo. (“Woody…this is assault, Woody….Woody…you just assaulted me….Woody….don’t touch me, Woody….Wooooooodyyyyyyy!!!”) The guy deserved a slice of Woody wrath, if you ask me.
This is the statement Woody released after the incident:
“I wrapped a movie called `Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.”
I L.O.V.E. that he used the phrase “quite understandably”–as if the judge is just going to be like, “Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, I totally get that. Case dismissed!”
It must be so much fun in Woody Harrelson’s mind. I picture it to be a world not unlike PeeWee’s Playhouse…only with more weed. And without that stupid whiny pteridactle. But Chairy is there. Chairy rocked. Wait…what was I talking about again?
my hatertots 